There's no place I can be

I love Joss as much as anyone, but this IS funny...

The Television City Chronicle's April Fool's edition includes this little gem chock full of Firefly references. The entire issue's pretty funny, actually.

Hey, does anyone have any advice on where is the best place to buy a Jayne hat?

I have a huge crush on a guy, his birthday is coming up, and his favorite character is Jayne. A Jayne hat would be the perfect gift!

Thanks! :-)