How come every possibility - Simon is gay, or Simon is just a 'tard when it comes to people - has been considered except this one?
Simon is a VIRGIN.
You know, that's what always crossed my mind.
How come nobody has written any fanfic about him losing his virginity, having to learn about women, whatever?
Not ALL young doctors are getting laid in linen closets by attractive, loose nurses. If the stressed-out folk on studentdoctor.com's forums are any indication, I'd guess half are like Simon... better at getting good grades and high MCAT scores than relating to real people. And who hasn't complained about that with their doctors in real life?