'simon tam' anagrams to 'Not maims.'
- That's pretty accurate, isn't it? Although he did attempt some violence in Ariel as well as the movie. And of course, cutting people open for medical reasons is a kind of maiming...
'river tam' anagrams to 'I'm rare TV.'
- Damn straight! Way too rare!
'Inara Serra' anagrams to 'Rare as rain.'
- Well, she is a rare beauty. :)
'Hoban Washburn' anagrams to 'Ha Ha! Snub brown.'
'malcom reynolds' anagrams to 'Smelly, mad croon.'
- rrrighty, then...
'jayne cobb' anagrams to 'Job by acne.'
- ... ew? Although, he was possibly referred to as "the ugly one" just before Mal hired him.
'the operative' anagrams to 'Thieve to rape.'