JulieR (julesong) wrote in fireflyfans,

Gorramn CafePress #&%&! *grumblecusscuss* (Big Damn Chefs)


I have been trying to get the Browncoat cookbook, Big Damn Chefs, online now for I dunno how long...

AND THE STUPID CAFEPRESS WEBSITE ISN'T RESPONDING!!!! I don't know if it has crashed, or what, but I'm able to get everywhere else on the net so
I'm beyond frustrated at this point.

Gorramn go-se website!!!!!

The book is ready to go, damnit.

It's over 250 pages, by the way, and is $19.95.

When the stupid site responds, I'll give you all the link...

Piece of 廢物・废物 (fei-oo) freakin' website... rrrrrrr!


Well, since I can't get to CafePress, I'll tempt you here with a list of some of the recipes...

Here a few examples of what we have in store for you! Mind you, these are just a few of the over 250 recipes...

Appetizers and Snacks:
"Nathan's" Infamous Not-So-Secret Low-Fat Seven Layer Space Bean Dip
Kaylee's Hot Cheese Dip
Jayne's Apples, aka Find the Griswald
In the Black Chili Paste
Pickled Protein
Sausage Pinwheel Galaxies
Firefly Fortune Cookies
Wash's Wild Wings

Jewel's Greasy Breakfast "Sanny"
Livin' Legend Eggs
Can't Stop the Coddle
Companion's Stuffed French Toast
Kaylee's Amazing Strawberry Breakfast Casserole
Zoe's Fried Apples

Soups, Chili, and Stews:
Canton Cold Saimin
Zoe's Egg Drop Soup
Fancy Beaumonde Ball Cream of Broccoli Soup
Ma Cobb's Garlic-Chicken Soup: A treatment for the Damp Lung or Common Cold
Special Hell Chili
My Chili is Troublesome
Haven Goulash
Jiangyin Rabbit Stew
Abbey Garden Peanut Stew

Badger's Fruit Salad
Book's Tomato Salad
Couscous and Protein Salad
Zoe's Chorizo and Potato Salad
Jiangyin Beef Salad

Meat and Poultry:
Jewel's Beefy-Cheesy Manicotti
Greg's Pepper Steak in Red Wine Sauce
Really Easy "Fresh Bao" - Chinese BBQ Buns
Shepherd Book's Spiced Lamb Pie with Feta-Potato Topping
Mal's Good Dogs
Grilled Tropical Niskabobs
Heroic Chicken
Exotic Spiced Companion Chicken
Dayton Colony Sweet and Sour Sauce for Chicken
Chicken Go-se
Badger's Corned Beef
Jayne's Jumbo-liar
Mal's Captainy Cowboy Burger Bean Casserole
Best Balsamic Chicken in the 'Verse

Camden's Ling Cod In Lemon Cream Sauce
Clare and Brian's La Cantina Ceviche
Ellwart Station Famous Shrimp Noodles
Too Gorramn Easy Baked Fish
Protein-Rich Carberole
Super Shiny Cheesy Chow: Ultimate Mac & Cheese
Gratin of Scallops, Tomatoes, and Basil
Roasted Rosemary Salmon

Vegetables, Grains, and Legumes:
Greg's Roasted Potatoes
Baked Turnip Souffle
Shepherd Book's Gingered Carrots
Browncoats Cheesy Potato Casserole
Mudder's Mashed Potatoes
Shadow Ranchers' Sweet Roasted Onion
Outer Planet Pasta
Shepherd Book's Roasted Rosemary Potatoes
YoSaffBridge Rice
The Cobb Family's Fried Rice

Vegetarian Foods:
Garlic-Pepper Protein Surprise
Saffron's Fresh Bao or Vegetarian "Pork" Buns
Mayor Patience's Protein Bar Spaghetti
Space Monkey Noodle Tangle
Browncoat Burrito-Pizzas
Londinium Vegetable Curry

Michael's Adlai Niska Monkey Bread
Frye Family Cornbread
Hero of Canton Guinness Bread
The Abbey's Vegetarian Garlic Bread
Mal's Ammo Biscuits

Crazy Ivan Pumpkin Crunch
Baked Ice Planet for River
Jayne's "Man-Parts" Brownies
Dr. Tam's Tall Chocolate Birthday Cake
Holiday Shindig Pumpkin Chiffon Pie
Brown(Coat) Sugar Cake
Jayne's Crusty Canton Clay
River's Small Dishes of Sanity Coffee Desert
Companion Bars
Outer Planet's Pumpkin Cookies with Maple Frosting
Fruity Oaty Bars
Hodgeberry Crumble
Kaylee's Shiny Shindig Berries

various versions of Mudder's Milk
Jayne's Apple Pie in a Bottle
Persephone Sunrise Martini
Naked Kaylee in the Snow
Shindig Punch
Inara's Companion Tea

For those who are wondering:

As I said, the cost of "Big Damn Chefs" is $19.95. All the proceeds from the sale of the book ($3.07 per book) go to Freedom From Hunger, an international development organization working in seventeen countries across the globe, helping hardworking women win life-saving victories against chronic hunger and build healthy lives for their children. Freedom from Hunger brings innovative and sustainable self-help solutions to the fight against chronic hunger and poverty. Together with local partners, they equip families with needed resources to build futures of health, hope and dignity. (http://www.freefromhunger.org)

The book is a total of 264 pages long (including dedication, table of contents, etc). The color front cover is by Bill Mudron (and Graphics Consultant Gene Breshears), the color back cover is by Michelle Dockrey (plus the ISBN, etc). Greyscale chapter divider art is by Ben Mund and Patrish Dehler. It's published by MuPress (the folks who donated the ISBN number), and printed on demand by CafePress (at this time).

Any other questions? :)
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